Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch\u2026
\nFirst Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here five years. I\u2019m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.\u201d
\nSecond Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I\u2019m keeping all my cows.\u201d<\/p>\n
Third Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I\u2019m keeping all 10 of my cows.\u201d
\nJust then, an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they\u2019ve ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
\nFirst Bull: \u201cI think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.\u201d<\/p>\n
Second Bull: \u201cI actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I\u2019m certainly not looking for an argument.\u201d
\nThey look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.
\nFirst Bull: \u201cSon, don\u2019t be foolish \u2014 let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.\u201d<\/p>\n
Third Bull: \u201cHell, he can have all my cows. I\u2019m just making sure he knows I\u2019m a bull.\u201d
\nHope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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