Attempting to pass a sobriety challenge, a driver uses “green,” “pink,” and “yellow” to describe answering a ringing phone, hoping his wordplay satisfies the officer.
Another motorist offers a string of medical excuses to avoid chemical tests, only to abandon all defense when asked to walk a straight line, admitting he is simply too drunk.
A towering troublemaker brags he can defeat anyone, prompting an officer to challenge him to break free from a pair of heavy steel handcuffs.
After minutes of exhausting struggle, the foolish man finally concedes defeat, only for the calm officer to announce that he is officially under arrest.
